From Iowa?

I saw this posted on Facebook this week and thought it was pretty funny:  Not all of these apply to me but most of them sure do! 

IOWA, according to Jeff Foxworthy:

If your local Dairy Queen is closed from September through May, you may live in Iowa.
If someone in a Home Depot store offers you assistance and they don’t even work there, you may live in Iowa.
If you’ve worn shorts and a jacket at the same time, you may live in Iowa.
If you’ve had a lengthy telephone conversation with someone who dialed a wrong number, you may live in Iowa.
If you know several people who have hit a deer more than once, you may live in Iowa.
If you have switched from ‘heat’ to ‘A/C’ in the same day and back again, you may live in Iowa.
If you can drive 75 mph through 2 feet of snow during a raging blizzard without flinching, you may live in Iowa.
If you install security lights on your house and garage, but leave both doors unlocked, you may live in Iowa. If you carry jumpers in your car and your wife knows how to use them, you may live in Iowa.
If you design your kid’s Halloween costume to fit over a snowsuit, you may live in Iowa.
If driving is better in the winter because the potholes are filled with snow, you may live in Iowa.
If you know all 4 seasons: almost winter, winter, still winter and road construction, you may live in Iowa.
If you have more miles on your snow blower than your car, you may live in Iowa.
If you find 10 degrees “a little chilly”, you may live in Iowa.

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